me:*fails a quiz*
drake: i’m just sayin you could do better
me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*
girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend
person: what do you guys talk about
Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes
person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ
Fat people are not broken and do not need to be fixed, especially not by this toxic diet culture mentality.